Setting up with Ross

Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? – Rachel Green Advertisements

Break

WE WERE ON A BREAK!!! Р Ross Geller

Bamboozled!

You’ve been bamboozled! ¬†– Joey Tribbiani

LEGEN-DARY!!

Its going to be LEGEN-DARY!! – Barney Stinson

I PEED ON HER

Sure I peed on her, And if I had to I’d pee on any one of you! – Joey Tribbiani

Exes

There isn’t enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung. – Samantha.

Just stop calling.

Why do you have to break up with her? BE A MAN – Just stop calling – Joey Tribbiani.